Devious Journal Entry

... FOR FUCKS SAKE. GODDAMMIT MAN. I HATE TAGS. AND I DON'T USUALLY DO THEM. BUT GODDAMMIT. Shyphl0si0n FUCKING TAGGED ME. AND NOW I FEEL OBLIGATED TO DO SO.


1. Which Pokemon would you be?
Um. Kinda obvious.

2. Which Pokemon would be your significant other (boyfriend/girlfriend and possible husband/wife)?
I haven't really given it much thought, actually.

3. Would you have babies?
I can't, because I can't reproduce. I'm a legendary Pokemon, so...

4. Would you be a wild Pokemon or a caught Pokemon?
Wild, duh. Not being controlled by some weak-ass human.

5. Would you be a Pokemon that transformed humans into Pokemon?
Well, I'd have to kill them first. And I don't really like doing that...

6. Would you be a good Pokemon or a bad Pokemon?
Well, I'm Death Incarnate - I'm neither good nor bad. I bring death when it's time for people to come to the Land of the Dead. Er... for Pokemon.

7. Would you eat Berries, human food or both?
Whatever's available.

8. Why did you choose the Pokemon you said you'd be?
I'M DEATH!!!

9. Why did you get tagged?
Because SOMEONE had to be a friend of mine... *coughshycough*

10. What will you tell people at the end of this tag?
Anus.